Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
2013 Updated Revision:
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with
unlimited free minutes, free internet, cash for his
clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free
contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks
of unemployment, free medicine, and he will
vote Democrat the rest of his life…
even after he's dead.